Can’t make this stuff up: In an absolutely hilarious caper, a pair of horny thieves in Las Vegas seemingly had some big plans for the holiday weekend, breaking into a warehouse twice — and escaping with tens of thousands of condoms and over $10,000 worth of sex toys.
At about 7:45 p.m., the security cameras captured two men entering through a back gate and walking away with two shipping boxes filled with the company’s Lelo Hex condoms. Each box, says the company, contained 15,120 individually wrapped condoms.
Not satisfied with all the condoms, they came back, rammed the car through the front door, and decided to steal more stuff, focusing on butt plugs.
Somehow, reading about the butt plugs the men stole only makes the heist more hilarious. They aren’t really butt plugs, but instead prostate massagers.
The HUGO prostate massager is remote controlled, and LELO says it products the “most powerful orgasm known to man.”
It’s not clear why these men stole 33 HUGOs when the company’s solid gold butt plugs were assumedly also in the warehouse. The EARL, a solid 24-karat gold butt plug, is supposedly for the “distinguished gentleman,” but apparently the butt plug bandits fancy themselves commoners as far as anal play is concerned.
“What kind of party are these people having?” Lelo asked in its blog post, tongue firmly in cheek. “We could have done the sponsorship or something. A friggin’ invite might have been nice.”
